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Lintik Si Tolome

NANAY: Tolome gisingin mo Tatay mo sabihin mo pumasok na sya at tanghali na...
TOLOME: Opo Nay...
(pasok si Tolome sa kwarto at ginising si Tatay)

TOLOME: Tay !!!!! tay!!!!!!! gising na daw po kayo at pumasok na ..tanghali na daw po sabi ni Nanay!!!!
TATAY: Lintek na bata ka ang ingay mo natutulog pa ko!!!!labas!!!
(labas si Tolome sa kwarto at)
TOLOME: Nay ayaw pa gumising ni Tatay!!!
NANAY : Gisingin mo!!! gawa ka ng paraan para pumasok sya dalian na at mahuhuli na kamo sya!
(balik si Tolome sa kwarto...gumawa ng paraan si Tolome at maya maya lumabas ng kwarto at balahaw ng iyak!)

TOLOME :    :''( HUHUHUHUHU!!!!
NANAY : Anong nangyare at atungal ka ng iyak dyan ha...
TOLOME: Si tatay po kase SINAMPAL ako!!!     
NANAY: Ha!? bakit? ano ba ginawa mong bata ka ha!?
TOLOME: Dinuraan ko po !!!!
NANAY : Ano!? bakit mo dinuraan ang tatay mo!?
TOLOME : Sabi nyo po kse gawa ko ng paraan para magising si Tatay at pumasok kaya dinuraan ko po...kse narinig ko po kayo nung isang gabi sabi nyo kay Tatay...DURAAN MO PARA PUMASOK...!!! ginaya ko lng nman po kayo eh   :'(huhuhuhuhu!!!!
NANAY : nganga (@,@)
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